This label pack is for sewists who sew for those lucky enough to be in their lives. Whether you're making twee matchy sets or simply want a clearer assertion of mine and thine, this pack is for you.

The Altruism multipack contains 8 double-sided woven labels:
2 say 'openly evil' on one side and 'secretly evil' on another;
2 say 'I'm the smart one' on one side and 'I let them think they're the smart one' on the other;
2 say 'I'm funny' on one side and 'I'm funnier' on the other;
2 say 'I have the most wondrous ass in all the land' on one side and 'I am but a humble courtier in the palace of the ass king' on the other.

Labels have a centre fold, and measure 1" x 1 1/8" folded and 1” x 2 1/4” unfolded. They have a seam allowance of about 1/4 inches and are meant to be sewn into a seam or a facing, but you're (of course) welcome to do whatever you want.

Made in the Netherlands, designed and packaged in New Zealand. Designs are sometimes looked at critically by a Malaysian living in Melbourne.